Ball in Hazard - Navy hole 9 Par 5. All square, fighting last hole and Wong has a stroke from the rest.
Wong - die, die must win this hole.
HP - 3rd shot...duff!..and ball rolled in hazard. Sighed...took a drop and ball-on after 5.
Wong - 3rd shot....p...ooof!...tock..tock..tock...ball landed in hazard on embankment along crossing.
HP - Hazard, yellow stick, take a drop.
Wong - No, no, no, I can play!
HP - mye lah, take drop, anyway you cannot touch the leaves.
Wong - can play, can play, so long don't ground club or touch the leaves.
HP, Sam, Roy - puzzled, ok play lah.
Wong - standing precariously on the edge, ball above chest, setup...and whooof....air shot.
Wong - trying hard to balance, setup...whoof..and...big splash!...as he fell backwards into pond.
Laughters were heard from flight behind, on Navy hole 1 and Army hole 9. A Straits Times headline crossed my mind..."Man drowned in Pond at Golf Course".
HP, Sam, Roy - worried and rushed to help.
Wong - sheepishly crawled out of the pond, all soaking wet. Conceded hole as he was too shy to continue and with the whole world looking at him...L,L...walked to changing room.
Episode 2 of Wong's golf escapade. Can't wait for episode 3.
1 comment:
Better advise him not to play at A'famosa's Buaya course...its dangerous.
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